“...82% of customers bought their Model 3 without ever having taken a test drive.”

No mention that the 2.3 liter went through head gaskets like toilet paper.

“...rogue spectators will be taken to task—likely by removing from the area and asking them to leave.”

How long has this design been in development? Senior passes away several years ago. And this car does not have his signature thigh window in the middle of the door. (Senior was apparently a real horn dog.)

First, I agree with you.

“offences as minor as walking a dog without a leash.”

Recently, polls have revealed themselves to be about as accurate as guessing...

(In a tone lacking any hint of enthusiasm:) “Oh boy, French CUVs.”

I recognize the door handles from the walk in cooler in the grocery store produce department:

Just now, everyone notices that all the companies who managed to attain the status of “former GM partner/affiliate” have suddenly gone from unprofitable under GM’s thumb to profitable when out from under GM’s thumb?

Since this is an electric vehicle, designed for maximum efficiency and environmental friendliness...

This is a good illustration of the intersection point of:

I own several 30+ year old cars, all of which are extremely unpopular models made by an extremely unpopular maker, with a reputation summed up as: “I knew a guy who owned one of those, rodded the crap out of it, never changed the oil, drove over curbs and into trees, it was a total piece of crap...” and “Lowest rated…

I’ll bet that six wheel cargo truck, able to ford 5 foot deep water and climb a 60 percent grade, would have been really handy for delivering humanitarian aid after the hurricane in Puerto Rico.

Silk Road Diplomacy and a threatened Chinese blockade of the South China Sea (which is actually between Vietnam, the Philippines, and Indonesia, well outside China’s territorial waters) might beg to differ.

You neighbor probably does what I do. Wait until you are gone and generously over spray bordering yards to create a demilitarized zone.  Except weed seeds will blow in the wind farther than the over spray.

“A Missouri couple racked up $180,000 in fines for lacking turf grass in their yard.”

They have been making titanium spark blocks for lowrider dragging for over ten years. They are noted for making 10x more sparks than the steel counterparts, are brighter, and are white in color. And asphalt is the “cutting tool”.

Driving 100+ MPH and blowing past slower traffic depends on one thing: that everyone else is restricted to a slower speed.

With rear visibility only slightly worse than the new Mazda 3 five door, Aston Martin will be providing a Backing Technician to ride along with the owner of the Valkyrie, to assist in parking the vehicle. So don’t make any plans to use the passenger seat for passengers.