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4/16/18

In related news, a 7.0 earthquake was reported with the epicenter under Tesla headquarters, and witnesses said that Elon’s screaming voice could be heard as far away as Paris, France, screaming:
“Why didn’t I think of that scam first?! They’ll steal billions that could have been mine!!” Followed by the sound of…

4/16/18

Last week, Elon Musk announced he was introducing a new model that he will immediately begin taking deposits for.

4/16/18

Elon Musk puts _his money_ where _his pocket_ is.

4/12/18

Ape latexing.

4/12/18

The TSA has not prevented a single terrorist attack, period.

4/12/18

However, when your son pulls the trigger of his Smith and Wesson firearm and it malfunctions, blowing up in his face, and kills him...

4/11/18

That might work if the engine was always turning at the same speed. But if the car had to coast with the engine idling (like going off throttle and rolling to a stop after a problem, or rolling to a stop after crossing the finish with the chute deployed), there would be a hellacious pull at pretty much the exact worst…

4/11/18

...noticing the high cost of the production delays of the stuff he accepted deposits on a decade ago and still hasn’t delivered, Elon decided to start taking deposits on something else that won’t be delivered for another decade.

4/11/18

Wheels are parallel. Multi link rear suspension, not solid axle.

4/10/18

No mention of what this does to the way the vehicle rolls?

4/9/18

If you can’t get Alcantara brand synthetic suede fabric....

4/6/18

“Park”?

4/5/18

“Neutral: Do You Work In The Automotive Industry?”

4/5/18

According to CNBC and US News websites, China was charging a tariff of __30%__ on all imported cars in __2016__, and raised the tariff on luxury vehicles above $190,000.00 value by an additional 10%, to total 40% tariff, as of the end of November, beginning of December 2016.

4/5/18

Again with the inflammatory assertion that trade wars only affect the people in the US, and have no effect on the people in China. The US raises tariffs, the Americans get hurt and the Chinese are untouched and unaffected. China raises tariffs, the US people get hurt and the Chinese are untouched and unaffected.

4/4/18