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“...the extent of Triumph’s co-development was figuring out engineering solutions to the tricky problem of how to stick Triumph badges on a Honda. Don’t laugh...”

“...old (at heart)“

Acura’s bucktooth grille was hurting sales so much that the dealerships were offering to paint the chrome tooth black for free for any car buyer who wanted it painted.

“...melted titanium dust.”

The Chief Engineer at Klaus Parking Systems stated:

I would have said “tree”...

A pack of wolves.

“...could cause a broadening of Earth’s orbit...”

“We need more halo representation.”

“...the sudden spike in seat thefts... ...is due to the demand for the resale of seats from other people who have gotten their seats stole...”

Free pizza for everyone, and if the car made a previous delivery on the trip, free money for everyone, too.

The speed camera business just got significantly less lucrative.

The worker was exposed to fumes from the molasses?

“All Those Small Crossovers We’re Buying Have A Depreciation Problem“

“That’s a what? They suck so bad they don’t even make that model/brand any more.”

Was it intentional that Ford chose a display background, and posed the car and the rep in a way that the photo caption would likely be:

The correct sequential number would be “Mach III”.

“...if I accidentally threw my Giulia into the corner of a 7-11 at 40 mph...”

“Look honey, someone loaded the entire JC Whitney catalog into a cannon barrel, and fired it at a Camry!”

Didn’t they ban all of the phones, tablets, and laptops, because the batteries catch fire and burn the plane up?