"Dave Chappelle returns with a pair of explosively funny specials"

Lol

Lol fair enough. Did you ever see those couple of Voyager episodes where they went back in time to 1990s Earth? That was almost as good as Star Trek IV.

Yes, what about it? Are you suggesting I do that? I'll have you know I am currently seeing someone and I am not going to throw it all away for this Susan person.

I'm really good at making bed forts

WRONG

Lol, silly nerd. Also, I prefer like ten different Star Trek TNG episodes over that movie.

Ur mom says I'm clever. In bed.

That was a strong effort

Awesome. Better him than that hack Fallon. I mean I don't watch either of them I have a shit ton of shows to stream, but still glad Colbert is on top.

Ur mom's so high maintenance… that uh… hang on I'll have something eventually.

Lol!

Baseball itself is unpatriotic.

NOVEMBER. I also would have accepted Mo'vember.

Something something Gone Til November

Point on this doll where the Dodgers touched you.

You've got style kid, how would you like to be the opening act at my lodge in the Catskills.

Still better than dating your mom.

Don Draper with claws!? Hey now, be fair, Draper has drunk more in a year than Logan has in a hundred.

He does a wide stance handstand on two parallel beams and then his helmet slowly slides off into a protective bucket he bought on sale at Home Depot.