I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

It’s syndicated; it aired this morning in one single place. In nearly all of the rest of the country it airs tonight. Dan knows this; all the writers know this, and I’m sure this was a decision discussed in their Slack. They just want to get to yell “NERDS!” at everyone who’s irritated with this.

“Some time ago”? It aired this morning!  I mean, I guess that’s technically “some time”, but that’s generally not how that phrase is used.

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

An answer to that Daily Double: Annapolis is home to the annual United States Sailboat Show.

See but this is to bind breasts, which is a cardinal sin. Men need to be able to look at breasts, otherwise what’s the point of breasts and the meat-scaffold they’re attached to?

I’m partial to the giant sapphire myself. 

Heathen (Norse religion)

Who doesn’t love a good “Look at this fucking guy” letter?

Can’t see why letter writer No.1 is so alone with such charming views as “everyone else is beneath me” and “I’m not shallow, oh but they must be all these physical attributes”.

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

Ugh, I never thought I’d say this, but leave Brittney alone

Wishing anyone a "happy" Memorial Day is pretty fucking weird.

He’s so transparent when he tweets his support over and over for states that he won while barely acknowledging those who went against him, like California. And his approach to Puerto Rico is nothing short of shameful.

Not really. It’s legal there and he should be able to practice his state given rights. What’s stupid is that even black people uphold the double-standard for other black people that the law does. What’s stupid is that black men are seen as “stupid” for doing NOTHING illegal by their own people.

So after watching this clip we can safely conclude that not only is this cop a liar he is stupid. How in the hell can he shut the damn car off with his hands in the air. As for the gun in the back seat, I don’t care what laws are on the books no black man should carry a weapon. Period. That is asking for trouble. 

It’s not the ‘fastest driver of the day’ award, it’s the best driver.

Good analysis. Not sure why max got driver of the day though - think Lewis clearly deserved those honors.