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And Jezebel wonders why feminist media has been dying.

“caucuses”

This new batch of writers... Blech.

Fun take on the completely avoidable yet absolute devastating affects of human greed and hubris!!! Bears slowly starving to as a direct result of human decisions are so relatable and just like us, amirite? Blah...this is not a good article.

The tone of this article leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Jokes about Kardashians? Pissing contests? “We are all this sad lost polar bear?” (“We are all...” is usually reserved for innocuous and comical images.) Look, maybe you’re trying to find some black humour in a depressing situation, but I think you’ve missed…

Those Russian bots you’ve heard so much about were extremely effective

It would be a felony: Malicious Destruction of Property

That’s cool and all, just couldn’t tell what was happening from this post. 

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

Thiiis. There are so many male porn accounts, but he doesn’t give a fuck about those.

This dude has some serious power and control issues. It sounds like his issues with porn aren’t thinking that it’s immoral as much as being furious that he can’t control it and the women who perform in it. He’d be taking men’s accounts down with just as much zeal if he truly had a moral issue with porn (which wouldn’t…

If you’re intending to monetize it, then I think so. Like thoseFuckJerry assholes on Twitter and Instagram who steal shit from professional comics and regular people alike, strip off their identifying info, and then post it as their own material with an ad next to it. Fuck those people to death.

but it feels as if Dark Phoenix is getting dangerously close to borrowing ideas from X-Men: The Last Stand,

It’s like when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy. Just say the words and you make it so.

If they don’t want it to go to trial, and they don’t want their daughters to be put on the stand, why the hell are they claiming Not Guilty? Jesus, people are stupid.

My favorite headline about this announcement was “Salma Hayek’s husband pledges funds to rebuild Notre-Dame.” It was delightful, like “how cute her lil husband has hobbies.” 

According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

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How do you insure a 850 year old cathedral that is the height of gothic architecture and filled to the brim with priceless art and artefacts? This wasn’t any old church, it would be like insuring the Sphinx or Machu Pichu