This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

Solution: Don’t leak confidential documents about things that aren’t worth legal trouble.

“If he wanted us to go into a game he would pull our ponytail and drag us to the scorer’s table.

This is pretty fucked up especially the whole forcing employees to kill an animal.

He is reportedly not being terminated for cause, but will be bought out of his contract. My theory is the board determined they didn’t want to fire Durkin months ago, and therefore produced an investigative report that went out of its way to pardon his program, thus making it all but impossible to fire him for cause…

“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

The wine bottle in a Target bag is a nice touch. She must do a lot of babysitting or other activity where she sees these creatures in the wild

It’s not that the idea is so original, but that the execution is flawless. The Ugg boots are a nice touch.  Crocks would have been better.

What is the point of charging her? It seems like a waste of county resources for no good reason and unnecessarily cruel to a grieving mother.She has to live with her baby’s loss. That seems like punishment enough.

There are two reasons not to file: there’s not enough evidence, and it’s too late to use any of it anyway.

They didn’t file charges. Police investigate, present case to DA, who then decides if the case has merit/is winnable, then they (DA) file charges or not. If no charges filed the investigation may end, or police may continue investigating to build stronger case depending on DA wishes/the case. Police don’t file…

As a lawyer, I’ve gotta say that “insufficient evidence to support a filing in addition to the allegations being outside the statute of limitations” is a pretty sound basis for that reasoning.

wut.

I assume her husband is not, in fact, an ambulatory pile of sewage, and did not find this prank on his cancer survivor wife funny.

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

Yeah, except that it sounds like he’s working on a military base now, which means he’s collecting a government check and his patients likely don’t have a choice about whether or not to see him. *burns everything down*

It's all fun and games until you get sued for malpractice, battery, and failure to get informed consent, and then get dropped by your insurance carrier and no hospital will gives you privileges. 

Okay, I had ten minutes of free time.

Zoe says it happened when she was 19/20, which would have been 2007/2008. Per IMDB during that time she starred in the following movies: