I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

TURN THAT SIX UPSIDE DOWN IT’S A NINE NOW

Sanders said, in his Daily News interview, that he would ask the big banks for advice on breaking them up. That Clinton would acknowledge the same thing is just shocking!

This is exactly how my boyfriend introduced himself.

Harper is more overt about it, but Fernandez was the best shot baseball had to overcome the Goose Gossages and Brian McCanns of the world and actually make the game joyful again. It was so refreshing to watch him do things you just don’t see in today’s game like laughingly jaw with a guy who had just launched a…

I was driving from Wisconsin to Chicago the day that Cutler was traded to the Bears and the sports radio hosts were losing their god damn minds. With each passing segment, the absurdity of their superlatives was consistently bested, until with one final orgasmic splurge, one of these nasally mouth breathers utter,…

I thought Deadspin’s stance was that the only thing worse than programs and franchises building a business on injured athletes’ brains was segments like ESPN’s “Jacked Up” exploiting those injuries for ratings?

It’s like you get a pass due to your head injury.

He hit a dinger

What a time to be alive.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

Bernie is the fracking god of being, feeling, and believing he is THE entitled white man you dumb sap. You have seen this guy Bernie you call him right? Listened to him, right? Same planet as the rest of us right?

In 2008, Bernie Sanders, who had said it was his custom to never endorse until after an election was decided, endorsed Obama after he had mathematically clinched - INCLUDING super delegates. He did so before Clinton conceded, saying that the election was “over.”

An historic event. But Jezebel can't acknowledge that?

Nah. Most white people are great, flaws and all. Which is fortunate considering my mom and dad are white. Would’ve been awkward gathered around the dinner table otherwise.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

this is the weird thing - Stephen A . Smith wasn’t terrible! His words were very heartfelt! (well except for him claiming that he remembered an Ali fight when he was 3, which I’ll take with a grain of salt) As I mentioned on a different post last night, last night was ESPN at it’s best - literally what’s been missing…

Yeah, child sodomy is always the right choice, isn’t it Sanchez?

I have never even heard of pickles and peanut butter. I already have 3 of the 4 ingredients needed for that sandwich, so as soon as I can get a dimebag of the 4th ingredient I will give it a shot.