she is like a luminous fairy princess i just want her to be in all of the movies like some kind of composed madonna to teach us to be more beautiful people

I have difficulty seeing how this is different from "Shark Week" or other pieces of media about having your period that aren't daises 'n rainbows 'n walks on the beach. Is the principal objection you're having here that they were designed by a man? I like how metal they look, because that's kind of how I feel when…

On my parents' second date with each other, my father notes the large 'Y' sticker on my mother's roommate's car. Mom tells him it's because the roommate is a championship yodeler. Like, goes to world yodeling competitions and shit.

he is the affable nerd ostrich of my fantasy.

truly we are living in an age of wonders.

It does not matter that she was a good student. The school did over-react, and there was absolutely a lapse in sueprvision and she is taking the heat for a series of screw-ups. But it does not matter that she's a good student, she broke the rules and she must live with the consequences.

Schools don't buy people's clothes, and restrictive dress codes make it more difficult to shop at thrift stores/goodwill/salvation army and rules out making your clothes all together. My family didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid, and my mom made most of my clothes. If I'd had a dress code like that, we would…