The weird part is they were all drafted in the WHL before deciding to focus on football

I’m pretty sure I have this conversation with someone every weekend. Usually while in a bar. Nobody with an ounce of common sense disagrees.

Form of DudeBro!

If only someone else on Jalopnik staff had access to a variety of Jeep chassis . . . . .

Max Rich only deploys the Hollister twins when extreme measures are required to defeat the heroes (In this case, 31 NFL franchises).

Cody, Jacob and Max. NFL players who could potentially play for the defending SB champs, or the stars of the newest Disney Channel show?

It passed a NY state inspection, I’d wager 25% of the cars on the road in Florida right now couldn’t do that and those weren’t even built by communists.

Anyone who complains about modern day defense in the NBA needs to watch a game from the 90s on YouTube. Defense was atrocious back then. You couldn’t play any type of a zone, so trapping and double teams could only happen after the player had the ball. It was just a ton of one-on-one defense with no team wide…

one-hand-dribbling, set-shot-launching, no-dunking, two-pointers-only

It really can’t be understated how negatively marijuana is viewed by certain segments of society.

Right? Megatron retired because he so doped up on opioids that he found he couldn’t even function when he wasn’t high as fuck.

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

The NFL doesn’t want players to use “cannabis,” whose effects are unproven after existing in civilization as long as we’ve had written history. But they will dope their players up with dozens and dozens of experimental drugs, which have to stop being used once they’re actually tested and found to be illegal or deadly.

he didn’t want marijuana usage to be “something that we’ll be held accountable for some years down the road.”

Me saying ‘make your free throws’ is not a take.

Presumably.

And you’re (presumably) not a professional athlete getting paid millions to keep his body at peak performance.

Appropriate use of gif.