My TL;DR: this was an excellent car narrative but as a car review, left much to be desired

TL;DR

Man who doesn’t care about luxury cars drives a luxury car; notes all the things a fancy car has.

Well I made exactly 6 paragraphs in before checking the comments to see if I was crazy or not.

I want to judge you because your comment is kinda pretentious too.. but no you didn’t miss much.

The Cadillac CTS V-Sport will make you love Capitalism

No... and I really mean.. no.

Didn’t read due to pretentious title, did I miss anything?

TL;DR - Read a different review of the CTS V-sport. This car reviewer doesn’t even own a car.

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

This is what I got from it: The Cadillac CTS V-Sport is a car.

Tom,

Is there a TL/DR for this?

Have some sympathy, big snow coming tomorrow. That RWD caddy ain’t moving in 12in of fluffy powder.

Heavy stuff for 2:40 pm on a Monday, Tom.

Best bet is to keep your head down until the NHL playoffs start.

Thats probably because most black trans womem are prostitutes. Could that have anything to do with it maybe?

someones angry.

...turn your insides out?

Put your right ankle in and put your right ankle out,