No fucking shit.

The whole thing was so gross. It made me love J Lo even more though b/c she shut that shit DOWN. She even brought the kid who plays her son over to be like “You really need to stop ASAP.” The thing that was the most cringe about it was how Billy Bush was like “I’m a bad booooooooy” in the promo. No dude, you’re just…

its totally fair...he needs to be trounced by a woman. he’s not allowed to leave this race now, claim he was pushed out by the MSM and save any face. He needs to:

There exists no process to remove and replace a major party nominee for President less than a month before the election, whereas literally every job (including President) has a carefully-defined series of actions that can be taken to end someone’s employment. Like, that may not be ideal, but it’s fair.

Billy Bush is a prime example of a silk stocking filled with shit.

Trump wishes he had your dad’s hair.

Your dad’s hair looks cool, though, as do the ‘burns. It’s a lovely color and he’s got a rockabilly thing happening. See, it’s not the hair: it’s the Trump. He just makes normal shit look bad is all.

I just wanted to post this picture of my dad after he let me brush his hair to look like Donald Trump. Don’t worry he hates Trump but I wouldn’t cut his hair for him unless he let me do this first.

I want to believe that Al Roker found and released this tape. We all have seen how irritating Billy was around him in Rio, it would be the perfect motive. Please, please let it be true.

Al Capone wasn’t brought down for any of his murders, but for stiffing the tax man. We have to take what we can get, I suppose.

I think it’s safe to say Billy’s Access Hollywood colleagues did not care for him. But they got the last fuck you, didn’t they?

You win the internet for the day. Well, you and my 70 year old mother who literally just sent me this meme and told me to make a poster and “spread the word”

100-fucking-percent he gets another job, likely at Faux.

So what’s the over-under on him having agig at Faux News in about five minutes?

It makes me wonder if whomever leaked the tape to the post did so to fuck with Bush as much as Trump. If someone thought NBC might try to downplay it to protect him (or themselves, you have to wonder if there was constant creepiness by/towards guests), or was taking too long while they got their asses covered, that…

Well, as one of the 4 daughters of a man who retained his sexist attitudes after I was born, colour me not shocked. Becoming fathers doesn’t cure men of sexist attitudes.

I think my favorite thing about the old Star Wars EU was how all the other hutts thought Jabba was a pervy weirdo for finding human(oid) women attractive.

These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

Of course, he did.

I don’t know why people are so upset by that conversation. Why, what Trump said called to mind one of the most romantic scenes in film history: