I’m also unreasonably fond of Matt Barnes, but he really embarrassed himself with the Derek Fisher thing. Getting in a fight over a woman you’re not in a relationship with is adolescent bullshit. Between that and the weirdness about Rihanna he just seems like a sad, socially maladept teenager.

I know. I think dad told me this in response to either “this guy when I worked at McDonald’s would come in with a book around 10 pm every night and go to the men’s room to take a long shit while reading before coming and ordering coffee” or maybe the still less impressive “omg, my HR manager was in the bathroom with…

Geezer Tales: Not long after this happened I dressed as Zsa Zsa for Halloween. One of those cheesy black-and-white striped convict costumes with a platinum blonde wig and a boa. It was a great success. But a couple of years later I recycled the wig and boa into a Miss Piggy costume (pig nose, pink sweater and my shiny…

I don’t know what to say about that other than GOOD LORD THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!

LMAO Rescuers is how I know her, too!

When I worked at a Jimmy Johns sub shop some years ago, we had a regular who would come in, order the tuna salad with sprouts on wheat, then take it into the bathroom and eat it. Maybe he just needed privacy to enjoy his gross sandwich? Nope—Tom walked in on him one day and the guy was taking a shit while eating his…

I googled her recently to see if she is still alive. She is, and she is 100. She outlived her only child, Francesca Hilton, who was conceived when she was raped by her husband, Conrad Hilton, one of her many husbands. She has lived a hell of a life.

This may or may not count because it’s secondhand, but my dad shared this one and he is not a man prone to exaggeration or lies just for the sake of a good story.

I know! But someone was thoughtful enough to give it its own clip.

Not just wild, but free. This incident, tiny though it seemed at the time, started a lot of dominoes falling. Just 40 days later (how Biblical!), the Berlin Wall was opened. Coincidence? I think not!

It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It…

Good. God. That looks hideous — and I must watch the whole thing right this minute! The barely-there budget, the craft-store costumes, Zsa Zsa not even trying to act....wowza. Thank you for steering me toward this stinker/gem.

The moment I saw this headline, it too remember my mom telling me about this. Must be a mom thing.

I was living in LA going to USC when it happened. The local press went absolutely apeshit over it. It led the evening newscasts for days after it happened, then during the trial. She indeed didn’t give a shit, and actually got up on the stand explaining exactly how she had slapped the cop. Even funnier, the cop looked…

You don’t fuck with The Duchess

That was right around the time that Reversal of Fortune came out and I have this association of this being the era that wealthy Central Europeans ran wild

That was the year I graduated from high school. Jesus I didn’t realize how long ago that was

I do remember this. It caused quite a stir! We knew the Gabors weren’t exactly really ladies, but this was a great reminder that Zsa Zsa would seriously cut a bitch.

Is Miley wearing Star of David as a costume????? Jebus.