A poem for my new coach @PeteCarrol

being only 30, i remember that fight against May. Great fight. Would be great if we can some kind of link to show others of what class Burton fought in.

between this and the news of jockey Juan Saez, this is a depressing night.

When so many stories are about athletes who are out of touch with their fan base, and defiantly so, that was pretty cool. And we can all use a hug now and then.

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

Well shit. That's a cool guy. I'm a Mets fan. If they made the playoffs (ha) and I asked Matt Harvey the same thing he'd probably sleep with my girlfriend and shit on my front steps.

"@nknapple yea man you got em, and I'll gladly go eat with you but you don't have to pat"

Yeah, except that him serving a 6 month sentence for that means he can never get a job, and ends up killing someone anyway when he turns to hard crime.

Actually, I'm blaming the GF. I bet she didn't want to sit next to her BF so she told the BF that Ryan wouldn't switch seats. Then the BF got all pissed at Ryan even though the GF never even asked for Ryan to switch with the BF.

Not that I want anyone to die from Ebola, but I think the greatest tinfoil hat conspiracy ever would be if the Republican running against Hillary Clinton got Ebola during the election and had to drop out at the last minute. Alex Jones would explode on live television.

Q: "What if Tom Brady gets Ebola?"

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

I'm sorry, but the gloves piss me off. I get so annoyed by collectors. For example, every time I see a game sealed in its original box and sealed another 2-3 times with a card rating its quality, I want to buy it just so I can break it open and PLAY it. And record it. And post it on YouTube just for the lulz and…

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

#Leggingsarentpants

Pursey Harvin

Doubles as a good safety measure from any kind of anal activity.

Romo should be ashamed of himself - looking like some kind of elite superstar to get people's hopes up before destroying their dreams in 2 months.