Heh I loved the issue and I like to imagine things from Doom’s perspective. “Finally caught that annoying Squirrel Girl and going to sma...OH SHIT WHY IN DOOMS NAME IS THERE SUDDENLY 30 MORE!”

“She’s like 12 Monkeys’ Obi-Wan Kenobi, but far more insidious.”

This guy here is asking the right questions.

On paper the patriarch William sounds like a despot, but Ralph Ineson gives a fantastic performance that really makes you sympathize with him. He’s ultimately a kind man trying to do what he thinks is right. He’s not a bully or a tyrant, and there’s real compassion and kindness when he talks to his children.

You supported Dick Cheney in another post. Your opinion is irrelevant.

I hate to break it to her, but if she brought them home from the restaurant instead of eating them while they were hot, they were going to be terrible anyway.

Go fuck yourself.

that’s a corrupted titan corrupted wizard who became corrupted while in the womb of his mother who killed the corrupted titan’s avatar.

I’d insist on going back and re-watching but I can’t get through that eff’d up cinnamon toast crunch commercial before the clip and would never ask anyone to do the same.

Dear i09,

Came here to read this review. Fuck yea man. How do we replace this guy with you for all Walking Dead related recaps?

Not with that attitude ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you actually read the article, it’s not about the game being delayed, that happens all the time after all. It’s about their staff directly lying to the backers and then trying to cover it up later. The fact that it coincides with them trying to finish up funding on a Kickstarter that was already having trouble…

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:

Two years later, the first children.

That’s incorrect. Tiberius probably died of old age, as did Vespasian. Titus died of the flu. Trajan and Hadrian died natural deaths, free of assassination. I don’t believe any of the Five Good Emperors were assassinated. Diocletian retired and died at his home in what is now Split in Croatia. Those are just the ones…

Mine is a recurring issue based upon my complete and utter lack of impulse control.

“... and I’m QUITE CERTAIN that child has done SOMETHING WRONG at some time in the child’s life. And so, EVEN IF this singular act was not DIRECTLY in response to SAID CHILD’S WRONGDOINGS, YOU CANNOT, I repeat, YOU CANNOT argue that the child did not HAVE IT COMING.”