Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

Well, you fuck one sheep, and...

I haven’t asked but that could be a contributing factor?

It’s entirely possible to believe both that young star baseball players are getting massively screwed over by a system that allows this sort of chicanery and also that the correct move for your team is to do exactly that to hold onto your young players.

And yeah, the lack of ability or interest in caring about…

As a Yankee fan, I find this behavior despicable because it delays the time until he signs with the Yankees in free agency.

A rollicking ice cream social at Liberty University?*

I look forward to his apology press conference.

You’re thinking of Bill Brasky.

George was mad at Stephanie on an episode of “Newhart” and changed her scale so it’d look like she’d gained 3 pounds. Who’s mad at LeBron? Who would be the George to his Stephanie?

He did leave a game but cramps was just his cover up.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Well, even then, this would only time a 1-seed lost to a 15-seed in the first round.

Thank God. UVA is an amalgamation of what makes college basketball unwatchable.

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

I hate when you have a close game at halftime between the 1 and 16 seeds but the better team comes out in the 2nd half and easily puts the game away

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

People like Haisley: “Referees are constantly horrible, they’re ruining soccer!!!”

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”