The entire team? Damn. Hard to believe that he’s sending 14 kids to the NBA this year. Huge if true.

Well, national anyway.

When you see someone in the greys defending him, you’ll know he is fine and by a computer.

You’re 53 years old and posted this. That’s why people hate you. Nothing to do with the sports.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

Sad at the lack of the use of the term “brain owie” for Gronk.

Putting question marks at the end of sentences.

“What is the atomic number of Thalium?”

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

I know that Turnover Chain LOOKS heavy, but damn...

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

Whatever closet he was still in had a beaded curtain instead of doors. And the beads were tied up off to the side.

To be fair - MCW couldn’t take the shots, so Scott Brooks actually chose Dwight Howard to come back to the court and shoot them. I hate defending this dude, but the big balls may have been warranted - if for pettiness alone.

I honestly have never heard of “Vagface,” but look forward to the inevitable Marvel movie franchise.

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

The problem isn’t that he’s Petty, it’s that he Won’t Back Down.

“Not having hot water in your dang locker room is a good reason to try and invade another team’s locker room.”

D’Angelo got T’d up because there ain’t nothing to clap about at a Nets-Knicks game.

No, he let out a high pitch scream, and then his wife yelled at him for startling the children.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…