On a side note, I can tell you from a couple of years of fantasy football ownership several years ago that what Saban did with the QB change took guts, man. I know exactly what that took to make that change. I been there, man. Me and Sabes, man. Yeah...

No need to limit it to NBA. Coaches in every sport are almost universally retrograde steakheads about anything beyond the games themselves.

Oh we’ve already lost.

And we’d be right to do so. They know what they did.

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Whatever. Deadspin has been running what I can only assume are native content ads for a dating service for months:

What I would do is simply have him put down. “You were a bad doggie, yes you were.  Hand me the syringe.”

This doesn’t run afowl of KFC’s policies?

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

It would be odd to say that she “appears unharmed,” if in fact she was drugged and assaulted.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Well obviously not anymore. The Jacksonville Jaguars have had a very successful year and a zoo in Argentina bred a jaguar that could say the alphabet. It was sterile though.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

Worse yet, he took a knee. Game time is not the time to try and start a protest.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

That’s not on you, man

/s

Plus, nobody in Buffalo is capable of happiness.

I agree. The backward quotation marks are too confusing.