What if in your role as 'biologist' you were the only person to run screaming from the scientifically fascinating and obviously extremely dead alien found just about ten minutes previous before sticking your face up to a clearly living one making threatening gestures?

If he only plays live then they wouldn't bother to Get Up from Half A World Away to take a Stand, but if he were to Reveal a new Radio Song without paying them their Strange Currencies it would be The End Of The World As We Know It.

Lots of people name their swords…

YES! I couldn't think who would perfectly fit my mental image while reading the book but no-one could possibly be a better fit than Alfred Molina.

The only things anyone remembers from Jupiter Ascending is Eddie Redmayne's weird whisper shouting, Sean Bean: Bee-man and the bit were Mila Kunis implies she likes to fuck dogs.

Actually, despite our somewhat thuggish reputation, Glasgow has always been a pretty progressive city and is known for having a thriving gay nightlife scene.

Nooooooooo! That's Im-Possible!

I still can't believe that Sam Smith song won the Oscar. That basically is the Oscar voters calling it the best song written for a film this year. It's not even the best song written for it's own film!

Apparently London is the only city in the UK too.

This is obviously a joke but I'm going to pretend it's true because wouldn't you just rather live in a world where that actually happened.

10. A Serious Man
9. The Grand Budapest Hotel
8. Nyarlathotep
7. Fargo (Series 2)
6. Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo
5. Pogs
4.Bridge of Spies
3. Chili Brisket Burgers
2. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
1. The Big Lebowski

Which I've always found ironic. Fight Club seems very popular with bro-types who cheer along to Pitt's speeches and seem to ignore the whole ending of the film (other than the twist).

Actually if I'm remembering rightly The Godfather held the top spot for years after IMDB's inception.

Villain parties are the best parties.

It's the only possible explanation.

Maybe it was simply a reaction to the way in which Jaws 'invented' the modern blockbuster. Therefore, despite his obvious talents himself, Spielberg could (unfairly) be blamed for the blockbuster culture which came afterwards.

All the problems with Temple of Doom are in the script (the casual racism, the terrible sidekicks, the uninspiring McGuffin) but Spielberg directed it into a brilliantly exciting fun action movie regardless.

Make it ten minutes and A.I. would like to join in.

If Morrissey ever got elected to high enough office to make such a suggestion, then I'm sure Scotland would start building the wall ourselves.

Emilia Clarke? EMILIA FUCKING CLARKE?!