Once again, an investigation will be done, a soldier died while in the line of duty, I don’t know how else to explain it to you.

First and foremost regarding viewing the body, having seen first hand the type of damage a RPG warhead, a DSHKA 12.7mm round or a IED would do to a body. Please believe me that it is better for the families not to see that. I would not want my family to see me in such a state if I were to die during my OIF deployments.

But his grandparents would say it in French, Cherokee, and Italian.

Fuck it, I’m just going to flood the market.

LIES!

In fact, if you wrap a puppy in an American flag and put it on top of a pumpkin-spice gift certificate to Starbucks and tell a white woman you’re giving it to a soldier, she will spontaneously orgasm.

Why does this song always get attributed to Shrek? Wasn’t it in Mystery Men first?

As a white dude, WHAT? Who makes a sandwich like that?

There’s 100% chance it’s terrible if the white people are from New England, I don’t know who taught them to cook but they sucked.

When me and my fiancee tie the knot, we’re going to have a black AND Latinx cookout. Latinx cookout are just like black cookouts, only there’s always tortillas, there’s at least one family discussion that threatens to ruin everything for five minutes before everyone hugs it out, and you will get side eye for not…

The only deeper meaning I see in this fight is people will pay 100$ to watch nonsense.

So, my best friend in life’s great grand parents bought a farm back in the early 1900s and turned it into a working dairy farm servicing all of the black residents of Chattanooga, TN. So I’ve had experience on a black farm. It was quite interesting. I do think that it might be good for my lady to visit a real…

I read your entire article and enjoyed every word. I lived for a time in Florida, and spent years in Mississippi as well. Granted, that was a long time ago (before all the very mis-informed TV stuff) and I never felt nor saw any of your gal’s sensitivities in any southern state. And yes, perhaps I was not “woke” but…

You could say their strategy was to stay Rock steady.

Nah, not really. When i say bowl cut I’m thinking more like Moe from the Three Stooges. THAT kind of bowl cut.

I hear you. I wish the Root would make one but no one will listen to me cuz I’ve been labeled a racist troll by some mental midgets in here.

Also... why? Why did she go on Fox?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!

Whatever. Take your ball and go home. This isn’t a 1A issue, you are wrong, and you can’t back it up for shit. Good day, hun.

If you’re a professor and you go on national TV, you better hope you either have the administration’s blessing or tenure or you’re fucked. Welcome to academia, lady.

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