Okay whoever directs this, it has to be Matt Berry in the lead role, right?

What a fucked up world we live in that a woman can’t call the cops on the guy who shot her for fear the cops would execute innocent bystanders.

It was more about covering their options in case David Harbour didn’t come back after Hellboy. Hellboy flopped, so he’s back - but if it had been a success, he probably wouldn’t be in the coming season or show going forward except as a cameo. 

Has Twitter actually ever destroyed anything beyond a reasonable person’s will to live?

Sherlock’s sister was so precocious before she lost her mind and became a murderous sociopath.

So basically the plot twist of Season 4 of Sherlock except, it’s a much better premise, it’s not a plot twist and it’s not written an idiot who thinks he’s way more clever than he actually is.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

“Those attitudes are espoused by characters who are explicitly portrayed here as narrow-minded, ignorant bigots. The film’s real and much more enlightened perspective is represented by the two main characters.”

I gotta say, I don’t understand what all the fuss about Amazon is about.

Aunt Wu says this is a bad sign..

I think that, no matter our differences, almost every single person on the planet all cheer if Jared Leto was fired into the sun.

Dammit, I just finished re-watching Trial & Error yesterday and Mapleworth looks like a PERFECT substitute.

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON QUIBI?!?!?

Only 13 episodes?

Yes, Kindergarten Cop is only a movie. So are Birth Of A Nation...

I will never understand Fox execs giving this franchise back to Singer. It’s one thing to have him in the early days, and I get the feeling they weren’t sad to lose him for X3, even with how that pic turned out (at least it was profitable, though Brett Ratner turned out to be a different shade of the same problem).

The…

I had read most of this before, but reading all in one place just, SMH. WTF is up with people hiring a-holes over and over again? What was so singularly amazing about Bryan Singer that he couldn’t be replaced? Is bankability even a thing? Doesn’t everyone have flops at some point?

It will be surprising if anybody reads that entire post, let alone Kaufman’s book.

He’ll be lucky if this one is used to prop up an old couch.