Jared Leto is a real life Kirk Lazarus (from Tropic Thunder), except he’s American and nowhere near as entertaining. 

I still think that the one thing that can bring humanity together is to fire Jared Leto into the sun.

Adrian Pimento is a treasure and I’ll hear nothing to the contrary. The gag where they use the classic flashback joke structure to just show straightforward horrors he endured is amazing.

I just recently got into ‘Superstore’, where she’s a definite MVP.

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

Exactly what the world needs: zombies shooting thick ropes in slow motion.

zombie cum shots!

NEEDZ MOAR PREGGO ZOMBIES.

So, that episode where Homer has an operatic voice only when he’s laying down but with Marge in the shower instead?

By the end of the movie, she sounds like Louis Armstrong.
What a twist!

We know another tale where someone was born in a dry desert place after an immaculate conception , grew to be a man with followers , was betrayed by one of his closest friends , and came back from the dead in a new glorious form to reign over all and be adored by millions since. 

Patrick Stewart met Sting on the set of Dune and was confused, thought he was a policeman. Because, you know, he said he was in the The Police. Patrick Stewart is awesome. 

I knew that was him playing Clint Howard in Solo!

Or its Scottish remake.

Yup. He-Man hadn’t had as many turns on the old nostalgia merry-go-round as, say, Transformers or G.I. Joe, but there was a lengthy period of time in the 80s where if you were a boy (or sometimes, scandalously, a girl) of a certain age, you had an army of He-Man figures. It was big. It had its turn as the big…

I was not a he-man fan, so I’m not being catered to when I say “this” to your comment

“Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!”

Lifeforce comes from a parallel universe where Hammer Studios wound up with the rights to big budget Pertwee era Doctor Who. But with titties.

He's perfect and beautiful, just like all of God's creatures.