themightymanotaur
The Mighty Manotaur
themightymanotaur

The AffleckDatesLesbiansVerse!!

I’m shocked the others put up with her for so long.

When you’re dealing with a woman like this, they’re insured up the ass. She’s not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a bitch, or a slut, who thinks she’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash her nose in. Everybody jumps. She falls down screaming, blood squirts out of her nose,

Is this the Blind Fury sequel we deserve?

Why is God involved in health care? He never even finished nursing school!

If only my beard could be so glorious!!

Is Pied Piper a fat guy now?

My Dinner with Max/Magnus/Henryk/Michael/Eric/Magneto/or whatever the hell he’s calling himself now.

I was under the impression that Galaxy Quest has been loved by many since its release.

Red One standing by,,,,,, you candy asses.

Did Satan’s Alley ever come out?

All i needed to hear was Jason Mantzoukas. 

Vin Diesel’s overinflated sense of self worth!!

Vin Diesel’s belief that he’s creating some sort of grand opus?

I don’t remember any of this from Buffy, sure Dru and Darla seemed kinda queer when they showed up together on Angel but i never got that from them in the original series. 

Which is a part of the story later on. 

Yet its a lie that leads to an actual messiah in God Emperor Leto. 

What parts have aged badly?

If only they’d continued this story instead of that crap they allowed Shane Black to pump out. 

Must just be covid related, people just wanting to get out and see something no matter how bad it is.