These are funny in the same way Dilbert or Bill Engvall are funny. Which is to say they are bland and not funny at all.

There are funny ones, right? Somewhere?

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?

My favorite Stormtroopers were the two who turned around to avoid Ren’s emo tantrum.

remind you of Indiana Jones shooting the sword welding dude?

I love he just gets shot the fuck dead. Honestly, all the brutality against the stormtroopers in that movie was great. They just die screaming while chewbacca blows fucking holes in them, they die screaming in fiery explosions when Finn and Poe escape, and presumably they die screaming when the tie fighters splatter…

Raise your hand if you fast-forwarded after #3 looking for Porkins.

I would be ok with open flames.

They need to sell or make more accurate depictions of what Kylo Ren’s Lightsaber actually looks like. The beams are not that clean. They’re rough around the edges.

...in all honesty, he was fine as Harrison/Khan. I don’t think his performance was ever the issue.

you should try documentaries, not science fiction, it is mostly make-believe in a galaxy far far away.

Some time prior to Rebels.

One of the recurrent themes in the Prequels is Anakin is the Chosen One - and everybody tells him so. That’s got to be a hell of a load to carry, especially when you have feelings like any normal person. And oh yeah, Satan (Palpatine) has been whispering in your ear for a decade.

THIS MOVIE WAS BLOODY AMAZING, TORCH, I NEVER NEW YOU HAD THIS LEVEL OF GEEK IN YOU, COME GIVE ME A HUG.

Then your expectations are low, and you shall weep at how awesome it is.

Shut your cunt

May I suggest polygon.com/? Remember the big Kinja take over a few years ago and how Kotaku lost a bunch of really great people who wrote for them? Yeah they went to polygon. The layout is kind of obnoxious at first, but after you get used to it, its alot better than kotaku, and you don’t have to put up with stupid…

See, this stuff right here is why I never understood the big outcry when Disney tossed out the EU. There were a handful of cool stories buried under a mountain of pure amateurish garbage. I will gladly sacrifice Thrawn to free the stories from the shackles of this kind of nonsense.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

That’s right. Shoot the neighbor instead.