As a northerner who has only traveled to the south a handful of times, that is a fucking travesty. Bojangles is a national treasure and should have locations on every street corner (next to a waffle house, ideally.)

Back in the day Pizza Hut had the eat-in family deal where for like, $20 you got a Large one topping pizza with breadsticks and unlimited salad bar. It was awesome when I was a kid, and it was our once-a-month night out with my folks because it was affordable.

In the past year sausage + banana peppers has been my go to. Fucking delicious.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Give me New England Greek Style pizza any day of the week. Crispy but airy and buttery crust, oozy cheese. Delicious.

It was the best part of my college Friday nights. One of my roommates friends would come over every Friday, get blackout drunk, order 5-5-5, paying with his credit card, and then pass out before the pizza delivered, leaving free pizza for the rest of us.

I wish that Papa Gino's was a national chain and not just New England. By far the best of the chains up here, if slightly more expensive than the rest.

If I've been drinking, it's 1:30 in the morning and I want pizza, there's only one place I'm going to call.

Moon Colony Bloodbath (but if it doesn't count because technically it's an EP then…)
Tallahassee
Heretic Pride
We Shall All Be Healed
The Sunset Tree
All Hail West Texas
Get Lonely
Sweden
The Coroner's Gambit
Life of the World to Come
Full Force Galesberg
Transcendental Youth
Beat the Champ
All Eternals Deck
Nothing for Juice
Zopilot…

ARCHIE IS NOT FUCKING MR. WEATHERSBEE!

Hey hey hey. That's President THE Grimace.

WHOO HAAHHH WHOOO HAAAAHH KEEPIN' TRUMP IN CHECK.

I think it was legally required for every college to hire Less Than Jake to play their school.

When I was in 9th grade my dad bought me tickets to see Good Charlotte / Something Corporate / Mest. I was there only for Something Corporate, my friend I brought with me demanded we stay for Good Charlotte.

I saw him a few years ago, the first tour after Clarence died, and I wept like a child at two points:

A man who drinks like that is going to die!

It's easy. I went last Friday night with a buddy of mine. Walked in, got two beers, hung out and chatted for a while, and then went right up and bought two four packs, there wasn't even a line. The Tree House line is WAY worse, they have way more limited hours/supply. Trillium in Canton is really easy to get in and…

Season 5 is a nightmare. Just push through, it gets better.

I just had Heavy Boots of Lead last week, and goddamn is that delicious. World Wide Stout is great too, I had it on tap once, an 8 ounce pour, and it was the perfect amount.

Not sure if you're in Western, MA or not, but Table and Vine in West Springfield usually has a pretty great selection of stuff.

Anything Smutty is delicious to be fair.