and he still admittedly can't play the drum fill.

Yeah I had absolutely no idea about that.

You just have to get a bunch of lives at the Donut Secret Zone, and then keep going back, that's the best way to do it.

I visited a friend in College Park a few years ago, and the closer you got to DC the more it felt like New England to me.

Well I mean the guy just told me to have a nice fucking day, he didn't throw a battery at me.

Yeah, I went to North Carolina a few years ago and strangers started greeting me on the street, it freaked me the fuck out, I'm not even being funny, it legitimately screwed with me.

My wife and I went up to Portland, Maine a year and a half ago to see The Mountain Goats, and as we walked out of some store downtown, a local dude just looks at us and says: "Have a nice fuckin' day."

Ha-HA. Heads on pikes.

Wait, so were you at the Northampton show? If so, I was too, and it was incredible. He played Goldenboy!

"Oh my god, I'm fucking Rick Springfield."

God, everyone in this trailer has a piss-poor Boston accent. It's amusing that Casey Affleck is the only person in it not really speaking with one.

Yeah, my wife likes it because it's different, but I can't get behind it. Joe needs something a bit more menacing sounding.

Well. Fuck me for failing reading comprehension. Hah.

"The group’s next album, London Calling, would prove to be its breakthrough."

Well, Lennon also beat the shit out of his first wife quite a bit…

Well I mean… it's kinda brown out there, does that count? There's a Wal-Mart in town that killed a bunch of smaller businesses?

and then there's Rockwell's son who has a storefront in North Adams showing off a gigantic collage of action figures, while he talks to you in a very unnerving way.

we lawwwtheeeee alllleeeaawwllll youuuuuuuu. Wheeeaaaalannndss uh greeeennnnn and skkiiiessss bluuueeee.

I thought they broke up.

There are some things that you can be right about. I'm sorry to say that this is not one of them.