Someone call Doug Benson, he'll finance the entire film, I'm sure of it.

The Hold Steady - "The Swish"

"Hey Woody - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE."

"Dude, did you fuck this bread?"

More like Barack HUSSEIN ObamaCARE, right?

John Bradley is a super nice dude. His old band, Plesiosaurs, kicked ass. I played with them a few times in John's basement.

Yeah, I feel like the lede was really buried on this one.

It's a Fano, actually. Awesome handmade guitars.

Axl was just upset that Bruno Mars and RHCP didn't give him any Reggae.

I paid $8 for a chicken sandwich there. It was literally a chicken cutlet on a hamburger bun. Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles were extra. No fries, that was extra too. Terrible service, real shitty food. The first time I've ever stiffed a waiter on a tip.

LOOK out your WIIIINDOW.

If I'm ever fantastically fucking rich, my life's goal is to bankroll Ted Leo, and let him make and do whatever he wants to, because he deserves it.

"Oh, so you're talking about the importance of getting your bills, not that you don't like the tacos!"

"Well, you see…this bag wasn't REALLY made for tacos…"

GO ONNNNNNNNNN.

"You said Kirk Van Houten twice."
"I like Kirk Van Houten."

"You kids 21? …Nah, I'm just messing with ya."

Taco Mailman is by far the most quotable State sketch.

I've been saying for a while now that when I first was told about Pavement, what I imagined in my head is what Archers of Loaf ended up sounding like.

I've thought that every single time I watched High Fidelity. She just has all those songs about Joe boxed up somewhere in her apartment, and she's all too desperate to show them to Rob.