You might as well asked him how fucking magnets work.

They still haven’t recovered from the shock and horror of hearing how Sarah Sanders was terrorized by a restaurant owner when he didn’t want her business and told her to go stuff her face somewhere else.

Yes... only the left... has temper tantrums. Quite the conclusion to reach.

To be fair to Chuck, doing nothing can be tiring. 

“I just want to reassure everybody that impeachment, health care, green new deal, and anything else that people might care about is definitely not at all on the table.”

This is America in 2019, where we’re tripping over ourselves to congratulate the 1 Republican out of 250 that has some semblance of integrity. Mind you that’s not even a full percentage point. Hooray!

Nancy Pelosi in response bitched about AOC and Omar being too exuberant or something. Meanwhile Chuck Schumer kept napping.

“I paid all the right people to get the heavenly treatment—I demand to speak to a manager!”

“So Beelzebub how much do you want to write me a ticket out of here and into the good place?”

And burns in hell for all eternity.

Given that Trump’s stupidity scales geometrically with the idiocy of his audience, I’m surprised this wasn’t even more nonsensical.

Sometimes, out of anger and disgust, I wish awful things on people  and I later feel bad later on and think, regardless of how awful they are, I should be better than that.

This is super ironic as the entire reason that McDonalds conquered the world in the first place was when the owners of the original restaurant realized that three items (burgers, fries, and milkshakes) comprised 90% of their sales so they nixed everything else on the menu and concentrated on selling only those items…

I guess the sarcasm didn’t come through. She’s a fucking moron. Hope she gets pussy cancer.

 I know, so woke!

Right, so this settles it.

This is what happens when power is shifted away from the coasts.

That’s what the front runner is up to.

I have a soft spot for McDonald’s, but the only sandwich I get there is the Big Mac, which is an even worse value than the QP w/ Cheese.