Might explain why Shell consistently gives me the worst gas milage out of any other popular brand.

Sit down grandma, that is exactly how it works.

See! Government at it’s inefficient!

Luckily she wont have to for much longer

So driving too fast for conditions and not maintaining a proper following distance?

Got any Micro Centers near you? I got a few for $5 when they came back in stock.

I did ;)

Still waiting for people to realize urine is not sterile, but facts make no difference anymore.

Meh

Aye, buddy!

On the national mall next to the Victorian Secrets?

Amen.

Is this why you’re asked fasten your seatbelts and not move around the cabin?

I mean if he’s looking for a hill to die one this would have been as good as any.

The windows can be down. Easy to reach in and unlock from the inside.

It doesn’t negate opportunity, which is what the law is supposed to limit.

That means nothing

Probably an Americans hard boiling their illicit kinder eggs

What?

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