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I actually like the scene in Bridesmaids where a down-on-her-luck Wiig spends ages making a cupcake, perfectly and painstakingly decorating it and then just devouring it with just a look of complete self-loating.

Yeah, but 30 Rock always was aware that TGS was a terrible show

Lisa needs braces.

This would be the perfect opportunity for The Taco Bell Bell.

I really like all involved, but damn is this show kind of a drag. Initially, under Fincher's helm it really seemed like it could build upon the ominous atmosphere of the first two episodes into a pulpy world of elitist people behaving very badly. And the eight episode where Frank goes back to his college was great and

The description of the show apparently features an evil queen trying to run a "queendom".

Rectify, The Americans, Hannible and Orange Is The New Black all would have been excellent and deserving choices.

I really loved the final episode (Last Lunch), but "Game Over" has just such an excellent script with jokes flying incredibly fast and a ton of excellent guest stars without ever feeling over stuffed. Also, it has some of my favourite quotes from the entire series.

It was such a small aspect of the episode, but I'm really glad that when all is said and done (regardless of the amount of time that he spends on OK Cupid) that Patrick is good at his job. It's fun for a show to explore adults that don't know what they want or are incompetent at what they do, but I like that the show

Really? I wear dumb shit around my house the whole time. In fact, on lazy days, it's a success when I wear something that isn't covered in weird stains and really holy.

To be honest, I'm tempted to just not listen, because Allen is someone that I have always really respected and whose art I have always loved. But something like that can't just be ignored. It's really horrible to hear it about someone that you admire, but it would be even more horrible to just leave it off. What he

I really liked hearing Bill Calahan in the scene with Augustin and Patrick. Pretty perfectly fit the mood.

With those ears? He's like a white Will Smith.

You are literally worse than Britta.

Okay, Banks and Oliver were great, but Brie Larson! That girl deserves to be a star. She's so fucking charming. Anyone that hasn't should see Short Term 12 pronto.

Don's fever dream in "Mystery Date".

That dinner table scene is just fucking dynamite. In fact, Roger's visit to the Draper residence is fantastic. It captures a friction and brilliance and beauty so elegantly and presents all that Mad Men stands for in just that one scene. The pure talkiness and ease of the script is just incredible. It digs down deep

I really like the cinematic universe that Marvel has created, but really didn't get Captain America. I thought it was kinda cringe-inducingly awful. There were certain moments that had real charm, but between the dodgy CGI (I found Chris Evans' head CGIed onto that tiny body kinda horrifying) and the weak script, I

People of North Korea, it is your dear leader Kim Jong-il, world's greatest golfer and movie director and best man at Tom Brady's wedding. As we all know, the decadent Western journalist-spy Laura Ling left us because she can't party as hard as we can. I know, right? But now, another American reporter has come to

Kim Jong-il: Put that coffee down. Coffee for closer only. I'm here from Pock and Kim. I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name Levine?
Tracy: Yeah.
Kim Jong-il: You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?
Tracy: I don't have to listen to this.
Kim Jong-il: No, you don't, man. Cuz the good news is you're fired! Oh,