I’m calling a winner out of that bracket, in a huge upset - Gandalf Hernandez.

It’s nice to see Bills fans support people who aren’t bills fans.

“entertainment and intellectual enjoyment”

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

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obligatory

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

The narrator is Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

“Let him work it out.”

big idiot’s beef

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

Courtesy KinjaNinja: https://www.hockeyfeed.com/videos/t-j-oshie-makes-a-mockery-of-himself-with-a-brutal-dive

i see your point, but also, fuck the capitals

Eggos? Frozen waffles are a shambling golem of imitation breakfast carbs. I’d rather have Pappa John’s and that shit’s horrible.

I went to a Sox game against the Reggie Jackson Yankees around '77 or '78 and sat just below the press box. Nobody paid attention to the game, as Harry was the real show. He had his shirt off and fans would throw cans of beer up to him that he would catch with a big fish net. When he would open the jostled beer, it…