The Handmaid’s tale was not a fucking playbook. It was a cautionary tale. I can’t believe this is real life.

Nope. I own this body. Squatter’s rights.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

This is so deliciously good.

Can any Canadians here confirm or deny that Trudeau is awesome. He seems pretty awesome

“WHAT IF GAY SEX LEADS TO SEX WITH DOGS? WHAT IF I THINK I’M A TRANS DOG, HUH?”

It’s your mood.

Social conservatives.

until parents and county residents began complaining to the school board

I assumed it meant “life is unfair,” so that when they cut funding to already-underfunded schools and people say “that’s not fair,” DeVos can say “We’re just teaching an important lesson. STOP COMPLAINING, POOR PEOPLE!”

It was mistakes! Stoopid snowfakes libruls.

As a white woman who voted for Trump, your vote was a performative act of racism, misogyny, and xenophobia.

“Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it shouldn’t go in a fruit salad.”

This guy is a professional comment troll. It can be pretty subtle but he’s been doing it for years. The hint is always in a name related in some way to tomatoes. He just likes to rile the comment section up.

News Flash! Trump HAS ALREADY HAD A LOT of chances to show he is looking out for ALL Americans and not just his racist voters or 1% fundraisers.

Ok, I’ll bite. Was Obama trying to make Fascism happen in America? Was he signing inconstitutional EOs? Did he have a known neo nazi as his senior advisor?

I have nothing clever or insightful to say in response to this besides, “go fuck yourself”.

/Dismissive, wanking motion.

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.