But then we’d get Pence. There is no good outcome.

“There is no investigation. I said it was possible. Anything is possible. It was a hypothetical question,”

‘He’s very comfortable with his win’

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

I blame the parenting. Who raises a psychopath and doesn’t tell them to not keep a journal?

Requiring people to pay for their own healthcare and higher education keeps “the poors” in their place and allows them to concentrate all of the wealth at the top generation after generation.

Well, the problem isn’t fat PEOPLE, it’s fat WOMEN. Men can be fat because they’re allowed to have brains and make money. Women are for looking good, so it we’re fat we are completely irrelevant.

I’ve seen a few things about how the marchers are fat and it’s like ... so? I mean, clearly, to these people fat women aren’t human and thus don’t count. It still takes a certain level of stupidity to not be able to come up with a better insult than that. Like, it’s not saying our policies are wrong, that we’re…

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Yeah, they’re feeling the heat. Let’s keep it up, folks.

These fucking guys can’t even insult us properly.

I wonder how many signs you would have to make to equal the cost of an IUD.

And NOVA, and Call the Midwife, and Great British Baking Show, and Frontline, and Morning Edition, and All Things Considered, and all PBS children’s programming. And everything else you hold dear.

And like 90% of the city voted against him, so I’m not sure D.C. will really be there in spirit.

cook it slow and low, for that orangey glow.

I feel sorry for Kanye, because I don’t think his mental health is stabilized. But I don’t feel sorry for people like Steve Harvey, who should know better than to line up to be exploited as the token “black friend” used for photo-ops to prove President Business isn’t racist.

So many caps!

That is everything I never knew I wanted.

I can’t wait for twitter fight between Kanye and Trumpo.