FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

THE FUCK IT ISN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When are you going to stop repeating the same old tire tripes over and over? Nothing is going to get fixed while everyone yells at each other.

Deadspin’s stance on this guy and his sexual assault allegations would carry more weight if not for the crickets when the accused was Greg Howard.

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. PLAY. GLORIA.

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

As a Blues Fan, I can 100% wholeheartedly agree that was a blown call and very well changed the outcome of the game in that 15 second time span.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

“Trust us, you don't. It's not fun." - Buffalo area sex crime investigators

While a local economy is important, it’s impossible to produce all the goods that all of us use all the time in better than a regional fashion. We can grow food locally (and should) but why do I need to have a set of socket wrenches made locally so it doesn’t have to be transported? That makes almost no sense. Without…

Esa Tikkanen called. He wants his first name back. 

You’re wrong. Players who dive are branded with what is akin to a scarlet letter. There is no place in hockey for the kind of Euro-soccer flopping that Lindell did. I know the Blues hated it, I know the refs hate it, and I guarantee you even his own teammates don’t have a whole lot of respect for doing something like…

I have close family friends who had their house ransacked by thieves because people had nothing to eat. They have told me stories of people eating their pets, drinking out of drainage ditches, and prostituting themselves. Don’t sit here on your pedestal in this safe, prosperous nation and tell me they want Maduro you…

This was a hell of a last 10 minutes. I don’t have a stake in this game and I was on the edge of my seat!

The fact that the crowd started a “ref you suck” chant after that first diving sequence is the biggest argument for pulling hockey back out of Texas

I loved Keith Jones mentioning during the intermission that he wasn’t sure Tarasenko meant to go 5-hole on his first goal...motherfucker, you give Vlad that much time and space, he could put it between your eyes from the red line. Goddamn is he fun to watch, though

Shh... you’re saying the quiet part loud. They’re not at that point yet.

Chicago is also the only major city in the country and one of the only major cities in the world that is decreasing in population year after year despite the global shift to urban residence.

I mean, that is all Maddow is good for

Waaaah, I can’t win with the current rules, so let’s change it so I can...