Most Cardinals fans think Carlos Martinez needs to figure out how stop blowing leads before he ever talks again.

from someone that lives in Chicago?  That’s rich.

Especially since Cardinals fans are CELEBRATING the bat flip.  Deadspin’s world has been turned upside down.  Don’t let Dave Portnoy know about this.

BBSPIBB.  More tears from people upset about the Cardinals please.

I love how the Cardinals are in the whole of the Deadspin commenters’ heads. I also love how they act like the “BFIB” and “right way” is put upon cardinals fans as if we made that shit up.  If playing the right way means not striking out all the time and actually manufacturing runs in Octoober, then I’m all about “the…

This Cardinals fan loves that Yadi can do whatever the fuck he wants.  That’s what happens when you’re a goddamn legend.

The United States is in the top 10% in quality of life among all the countries in the world. There’s something like 12-15 countries out of 195 that have a better standard of living. What’s cartoonish is not knowing how good you have it.  

So non-white people want a civil war? What an idiotic comment.

Me too. I mean, there will probably (and have) been isolated incidents, but no one wants full scale war.  If anything, there’s going to be some upheaval with job displacement over the next 20 years with machine learning and whatnot, but that even has a way of working itself out.  

The fringes are always filled with morons. Why do you think Libertarians and Socialists are so mocked? Because those ideas are stupid and impossible to implement without resulting in tyranny or anarchy. There’s going to be no civil war. This is one of (not the, but one of) the safest, richest, most beautiful,…

Yep.  Exactly.  

Completely agree, Americans have FAR much more in common that differences.  It’s why sane people are moving away from politics.  It’s all so stupid.

Yeah, because it’s only them being incendiary.

Listen, I realize this is home of the wingnuts here on Splinter, but no one is starting anything. This country has no appetite for a civil war, on either side. Life here is way too good, no matter how many riled up idiots on the fringes think otherwise.

Best Piece of writing I may have ever read on Jezebel.

Significantly, but not entirely. No one in human history has been able to do so. You can’t regulate the world without tyranny.

It’s because the shorter guys get far less women than the tall ones. As an average height man at 5'10" I do see the short guys’s perspective regarding the double standard (Guys are supposed to date fat girls even though biological attraction tells men to stay away from them, but girls are only going for the…

At risk of making vast generalizations, I think most women want a guy to be about 3-6” taller than them.

Very similar to the stay away of the woman with no pictures of her body.

You’re wrong.