May she have exceedingly wide coattails.

I like the positive vibes of these two commercials.  She will need to have a pointed angle of attack on things that the GOP and Faux News have supported that have hurt voters on at least a couple of other commercials, however. 

Because maaaan, they can like, relate to him maaaaan.

Lawrence, I think that adds greatly to the absurdity of the story. You should have absolutely included that bit, it wouldn’t have been wordy.

No. $117K in monthly payments PLUS payments on the used Prius.

I didn’t include it because I didn’t want this to run too long, but being an owner, he still had access to the Tesla app. In one of the instances of him getting a “service completed” reminder, he did a locater ping through the Tesla app to see where the Model X was. It was sitting just 11 miles away in a salvage yard.…

I am still a huge believer in Tesla, Elon Musk

It gets worse when you see that Tesla quietly removed the return policy eight months after he purchased his Model X. Anyone that wanted to return a Tesla after that just got directed to some customer service rep.

Where are all the “direct sales will save us all” folks? Tesla literally says you can return the car without an issue, but wrote in an arbitration clause so you can’t do it easily.

When he first took the Tesla Model X out, the vehicle’s range indicator said that Roman had drained 15 miles from the battery after he had driven less than a half-mile from his home.

I may not be the smartest man, but Danny Roman is a sucker... a very well off sucker at that.  $117k in monthly payments to drive around in a used Prius? That’s a sucker.

So glad to see this! An amazing moment. I just hope it isn’t rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic 

In fairness, they polled “registered voters” and Georgia has been engaging in purges and denied applications.

He was also pretty clearly in violation of the Hatch Act until the president fired him (and Memhet Oz). I don’t know how you forgot that with all the media coverage it got!

JFC...how is this even possible?!?!? Walker is a fucking wife beater, habitual liar, and a moron. His literal only accomplishment in life is being good at Football like 20 years ago! Come on Georgia, you have to make up for MTG, you cannot vote in Herschel Walker, you just can’t.  Do the right things Georgia.

I mean if he wins this race the state of Georgia should be fucking embarrassed. My god please don’t let this happen. He has name recognition with dumb ass white folks who only remember him from his playing days. Fuck that Sambo. 

November 2003 I put my 1999 Civic SI (US spec) on a ship to America from Germany as I was exiting the US Army to return to civilian life. I loved that car and would have been heart broken had it burned/drowned along the way. I feel for those folks.

Youll never be wrong suspecting deception from celebrities in this day and age, you could easily be right, but Will’s shout from his seat struck me as genuinely angry.

Chris Rock’s not missing a beat and quick come back made me think of this for some reason: Della Reese in Harlem Nights:

Only wrestling fans will get the terminology, though I think it’s fairly clear from context: Will Smith got worked into a shoot.