That’s a Shannon.

The best thing to ever come from Meridian, Mississippi is an agonizingly depressing Emmylou Harris song (“Red Dirt Girl”). I know most of her songs are depressing as hell, but this one really goes above and beyond.
 
That’s pretty much all I know about Meridian, MS.

Man, when your culture and politics are taken over by vicious sociopaths...

And that has ALWAYS worked out well for the rulers, hasn’t it?

That was some foul shit

Yes it was!

You are too kind. They really want to kill us all.

I can’t believe I ever questioned your self proclaimed status as a “wypipo-ologist.” You, sir, have clearly done the education.

“Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead”- The Margaret Thatcher song.

“Critical Bitch Theory: How to use Yoga Pants...to make the world a shittier place.”

But there are STILL Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, & Mexican- Americans who will Stan for the white man & swear up & down that they’re white(& turn on their fellow Latinos quicker than you can whistle the first notes 🎶 of “Dixie” were you inclined to do such a worthless thing!) Salvadorans( Guatemalans,…

No, no. In AMERICA we are all Mexican with any hint of Latin-ness. Racism leaves little room for the nuance of ethnicity.

Was just going to add the Karen who feels like she can say racist shit because she has Black kids, like that woman who used the n-word in a coffee shop with her (FOUR) Black kids in tow.

Speaking of Miss Ann, did we discuss the one who was caught on tape not minding her business talking shit to a homeowner about her tigger flag?

I would like to include the “Karen” who somehow has black children in her care (adopted? grandchildren) but nonetheless spews racist shit in their presence or references them WHILE spewing racist shit.

She looks like the latest evolution of the Jurassic Park spitting dinosaur.

Karenosaurus Rex.

Looking back, the most stressful arrests I had to make in my career were arresting white women. I ALWAYS had at least woman officer with me (preferably white) and others when dealing with women like this. White women, when taken into custody, go from full Ashleigh to Miss Ann during the whole process:

Remember an Ashleigh can also be a Hannah, Breleigh, Camryon or Stefanie. They also joined a white sorority but dated lots of black guys so they cannot be racist. I feel that the full impact of Karenology needs to be a college course. We could call it Critical Bitch Theory: How to use Yoga Pants, Pumpkin Spice and…

Don’t forget Susan/Susie/Sue.