I like to imagine little baby Jesus in one of those tuxedo shirts. It says he’s serious but also sort of fun.

Good Lord. Imagine the reaction if Biden didn’t have the big ass flag, though.

You know, Jesus grew up into a man. You don’t always have to pray to baby Jesus.

As a retailer that was stuck with a mountain of store brand toilet paper I wouldn’t normally sell, that panic was a godsend.

They are just worried they are gonna get whacked.  And they might very well get whacked. 

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Yeah, but Sony is always shit at keeping up with supply, so this just expands out what is normal for them.

I’m also interested in Uber for campfires. If your contract worker catches on fire is that my problem, or…?

I’m curious what you think Jalopniks narrative about Tesla is...

But seriously, in what world is an NTSB report on a single car crash a headline over a gas shortage?

I filled up my daily for what may be the last time yesterday. Lease ends 5/31. Next car will be an BEV.

I’m interested in the fire uber. Can they be set up say... inside a unliked person’s house? Asking for a friend

Because who gives a fuck about Telsa when there’s a fucking gas shortage effecting like half the country?

I lived through Hurricane Katrina. I remember when people in the state capitol of Jackson, which didn’t get hit by the storm, became afraid of a gas shortage. So they all ran to the pumps and created a gas shortage. I was probably 150 miles north of the actual path/destruction zone of the hurricane before I found a…

The Keystone XL pipeline was to take bitumen from Alberta and bring it to the gulf coast for refinement before shipping it off. It wouldn’t help.

I hope you aren’t referring to the Keystone Pipeline, that definitely is not a redundancy for any American oil infrastructure. It’s just shipping tar sands crap to refineries that’ll get shipped internationally from the gulf.

As we all know, all pipelines are interchangeable, and one carrying tar sand oil across the plains would instantly remedy a problem with a distillate delivery pipeline on the east coast.

Unsurprisingly, one of the people I went to college with that’s in the SE posted a picture of every gas can they own freshly filled Sunday.

I honestly can’t fathom exactly how much money I’d need for $4,000,000 to be “fuck you” money.  Maybe somewhere around a billion dollars?  

I read some statistic to the effect that the average Bugatti buyer owns something like 19 cars and at least one private jet. If you have that kind of money, you probably aren’t daily driving anything because commutes are for plebes. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you have Chiron money, you have fuck you money.