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The most baffling part of GOT has always been Dany’s unwillingness to bone Ser Jorah. Sure he’s incredibly weird about her, but he also looks like Iain Glen. I’d take that over Jon any time.

It’s kinda nuts to me that people are shocked that they were tried as adults. They lured their “friend” into the woods and stabbed her 19 times with the intent to murder her. That’s not a relatively harmless crime like most juveniles do like stealing. They are a danger to society and should be locked up for as long as

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All I have to say is that MTV Unplugged made me realize how much Kurt Cobain was evolving as a musician and how much we really missed out on musically with him passing. I mean not nearly as much as Francis missed out on with having a loving father and I trade that vs good music but still.

I mean you just look at how

If MTV really wants to impress me with Nostalgia.... bring Kurt Freaking Cobain back to life #bestunpluggedever

Here’s my moment to say: you don’t “need” a special dog breed to be a family pet. If you have allergies, or have sheep to herd, or need a hunting animal or whatever ok fine. But if you just want something to love and be loved by, there is no better place to find that friend than your local shelter. Every pet we’ve had

Thank you. I did not remember where Jack Dawson was from.

Jack Dawson was from Chippewa Falls. ‘da Vinci’ means ‘from Vinci’.

Just be honest with me. You are trying to make me vomit. Why are you trying to make me vomit? How have I offended thee so greatly that you want me to vomit? Yes I am trying to work vomit in this post as much as possible. Hope my repeated use of vomit does not in turn make you vomit.

People are being a bit hard on you. It’s okay to not be into seeing random people fucking.

R. Kelly is like the black Woody Allen. Gross and obviously pervy to anyone that’s survived abuse. Also many people get weirdly defensive when defending them.

That being said, if Jason Momoa ever asked me to have sex midday, on a train, I’d ask zero questions and willingly accept my punishment.

Wtf is wrong with people? Even if you don’t believe it was him pissing on an underage girl in that video or that he’s running some weird sex cult, he still married Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 33. I just...

While I have had sex in public places and just outside in general, it has always been at night (therefore it’s harder to see), I always make sure no other people are around or are unlikely to come around, and I try to make it so I’m somewhat concealed from at least a cursory glance.

Frankly I’m with you.... I would prefer people not do anything which would require me to wash my hands after touching what they touched. Granted I used to draw human blood so I’m a little over aware of body fluids as biohazards. I should add everyone is aware of what they are doing if they have a sense of smell...

Making out a bit is one thing but having sex in public places is going too far. It’s not daring, it’s obnoxious, like people who put their feet on bus seats or change their baby’s diaper on restaurant tables.

I really hate it when people have sex in public places with other people present, LIKE TRAINS. You are not as sneaky as you think you are and I did not volunteer for a role in your exhibitionist fantasies.

It would help if the cardboard cut-out of Trump had recordings to encourage you:

Oh absolutely. In 5 years or so, those current 24 year olds from kickball will be 29 and I would be 34. Much more normal. Once you’re in your mid-late 20s and older, I feel like age difference is muuuuuch less of a factor. Like someone 30 dating someone 40 seems much different than someone 19 dating someone 29

I think it’s less the size of the age gap as when it is. 42-32 isn’t nearly as bad for instance, or 52-42. In my mind at least it’s partly that someone who is still college age, while they’re legal adults, just aren’t quite yet in that adult/professional stage of life where it isn’t off for them to be dating someone

You can buy both celery and carrots by the stalk at QFCs in Seattle.