I need that pattern!

She blames me for her never getting back with her ex (my current) husband even though I didn’t meet him until after they were split. The things she has done are epic. She called me one day sobbing, claiming to have just been diagnosed with AIDS which she naturally got from her ex, then my bf. She even told their 2…

No she does not pay for them. I get one or two issues and then the bill. She used to send better magazines but after 20 years it is getting harder for her to find any magazine at all.

My husband’s ex-wife has been holding on for 20 YEARS. Her very favorite trick is subscribing to magazines for me using my madien name. I am currently getting Dr. Oz mag, Good Housekeeping, and Better Homes and Gardens courtesy of her. You would be surprised at how many magazines are out there, at least I am. I used…

I care. That drives me crazy. Not as crazy as people using I’s, but pretty crazy.

I met my husband when I was 32 and he was 43. He had married young and his son is 12 years younger than me (making him 20 at the time) and he daughter is 13 years younger than me (making her 19). I do not feel like their stepmother and do not allow them to call me that since our ages are so close and they were both…

Used to hate my name but I am OK with it now. My Mom says she named me (first and middle) after a tugboat from some TV show but I have never been able to verify that. My middle name is Uber popular right now but, even though it is spelled the same, everyone pronounces it wrong. Of course my user name gives away my…