Lincoln was a rail splitter he could prob fuck a man up

Mormons were evil until their only alternative was a black man.

He's the fucking best. I was a total teenage fangirl for his cheesy tunes back in the day and he's turned into such a chill guy over the years that it's not something I even need to feel embarrassed about, unlike most weird crushes I had in high school.

It took you this long to admit he's talented even when you didn't like his tunes? Also, jealous you got to go see that.

he dated January Jones before Kat Dennings, another fact for your book

Yes yes yes I hope the new Manchester Orchestra is a little more chill, as I've gotten older I can't handle all the anger (in music, that is. in real life I'm angrier than ever) so I don't ever listen to Cope and just listen to Hope instead.

When my sister (whose last name is Hunt) was pregnant she was like "well we know we can rule out Michael/Mike" and our mom didn't understand and we had to explain it AND then had to explain what the c word was. Innocent mom.

Are humans going to be around by 2300?

My father is an unabashed Trump apologist and was an unabashed W apologist back in the day and I voted for Obama and Clinton! There is some hope for a few of these kids!

Jesus who the fuck wants to go to Ely, NV? No wonder Heller is going to that parade.

emasculate* :)

sigh I really wanted Tom Hanks to win again. I've never seen the movie Javier was nominated for though. Geoffrey Rush was prettttty intense though as well.

I'm always behind because my reading material usually comes from what I buy for $1 at library sales, what I find in little free libraries, and what I can check out from the library. Considering new and popular titles always have a long list of holds, I'm always behind. It does let things marinate though and it makes…

Nah, I'm not giving it to him. Trump, I'm sorry to say, has a lot in common with my dad (except my dad is poor), and my dad would know that quote instantly. Especially considering Trump has a son four years older than me and a daughter four years younger than me…

hahah yes, you can select closed captioning on youtube and it shall translate.

He heard you — he posted that in Twitter today. Wish granted.

I know the SF show prob doesn't count but I saw that!!!

I watched the entire second season and I don't remember a single thing that happened.

Eh, I mean it's not simply a "kid's cartoon" so much as it was a groundbreaking film and a cultural phenomenon. It's not like it's a line from Paw Patrol. I'm not going to crucify him for simply not knowing a movie line (though it's more than a random throwaway film line), but lord learn how to speak properly,…

JESUS CHRIST HE IS SO FUCKING STUPID.