How are you able to type while sucking off Microsoft executives, you stupid fucking shill?

Shut up, Jimmy. Nothing you have to say is of value.

Shut up, Jimmy. The adults are speaking.

Big difference, Jimmy, between buying new original exclusive titles for your console and buying entire third parties with the only intention being to make sure your competitor can’t play already established third party titles that were hits on your competitor. It’s just such scumbag behavior. Sony aren’t saints, but…

This just reinforces what a bunch of shit-speckled scumbags Microsoft are. It’s why I will never, ever buy an Xbox. They’re perfectly content to torpedo the entire industry. 

If you’ve lost the console war, then why have ANY exclusives? Are you not ten depriving the larger audiences of titles they could be playing if you went third party? Sounds like it’s only spite and greed that keeps Microsoft in the Xbox game. 

I thought Terrifier 2 was nowhere near as good as 1, BUT as far as this list goes, it came out last year.

You’re a motherless fucking moron and the world would have been better if you had not been shat out of a test tube.

I try not to think of it, but...they’re definitely boning.

Please don’t make me defend Tucker Carlson, a man who I believe is so reprehensible that he should be greeted with violence by every other human being who comes across him. In this one case, as someone who also had a toxic mother, I don’t see anything wrong with how he felt about her. You have no obligation to love a…

Both of those cases mean computers write and writers are out of work. AI writing scripts has to be stopped now, while it’s still not very good at it. If we allow it to get to the point where it can write even a mediocre script, Hollywood will QUICKLY start replacing writers en masse. 

I really do wonder what the 2024 movie and tv seasons are going to look like in the aftermath of the strike.

Oh, Activision are a branch of the government, are they? If not, then his first amendment rights were not violated, you sad sexless little taint licker. Are you that guy who sniffed Andrew Tate’s seat? You seem like that guy and if you’re not that guy, I know you wish you were.

You are being very silly and only hurting yourself. Enjoy playing them in 2033.

This is as far as I read

Wow, look at you. Such a good boy to remember all those titles that came out years ago. Does Phil Spencer rub your belly and give you treats for being such a good dog? Are you a good boy? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

Also, Psychonauts 2 is multiplatform. It’s on PS4, so let’s take that one out of the equation, shall we?

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I can see “Picked up Crunchies and Munchies” on a HUD already.

Tittay Gollum! 

If you’re looking for moral ambiguity, Tolkien is not the place to find it. 

I love that idea for how hilariously awful it is. I want it to spread like a virus into the world until it becomes reality and you can no longer look in the mirror, knowing what you hath wrought!