You sound like you’re severely lacking in intelligence and no one will ever love you.

On PS3, I used to put my little headset thing in a closed drawer, so I wouldn’t have to hear any of the mouth breathers and teenagers who insisted on talking to me.

Already saw the episode but this is such a piece of shit move. Fuck this site.

I was in love with how walking through water feels on the PS5 version. It’s just so unique and adds to the experience more than I could have thought.

Shut your dick licker, you miserable Phil Spencer-felching sniveling Microsoft sycophant.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking twat. This is an article about domestic violence and you have to smear your comic book nerd taint all over it with another bad take. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Nothing you have to say is of ANY value. 

I liked her better when she was the lead character from Strangers with Candy!

Hahahahahahaha. No. You stupid fucking halfwit twat-waffle. This is exactly what your boy, Spencer intends to do to the entire industry, if they aren’t stopped. They can’t compete by making better titles, so they’ll just buy every third party they can until Sony has no choice but to drop their games’ division. Stop…

Stop sucking Phil Spencer’s dick, you spineless urine-soaked toady. 

The goal is 100% that, sunshine. 

Until that happens? What a dumb thing to say. The entire purpose is TO make more Xbox/PC exclusives. They’ve pretty much said that they are going to make Call of Duty 100% exclusive after the ten year period. They are trying to turn the gaming industry into a monopoly and supporting them means you want the industry to…

Phil Spencer isn’t going to kiss you, dude. 

Assmonkey Xbot, let us explain it to you in simple terms so that even you may understand it. Was Spiderman ever announced as a multiplatform title? It was not. Had Insomniac planned on a multiplatform Spiderman title and then Sony bought them and canceled the Xbox version, you’d have an argument. You do not. As for…

I mean, are we surprised that Microsoft are lying bastards who were trounced so thoroughly in the last generation that their only solution is to outright buy not developers but companies that had previously been multiplatform and hoard their ip’s like dragons with blood covered coins? Of course not. This is why…

Nope. That’s an awful idea. I hate the idea of just retconning things that fans weren’t able to handle.

That is your 100% your choice and I respect it, even if, to me, that was one of the positives of the game. I think there’s room in life for both types of games and both types of gamers.

I will agree with you on one thing. I don’t care and I am going to just walk away, because I don’t really care to keep reading if you’re going to keep going. Critics are merely people giving their opinions and thus, their opinions mean no more or less than any other person. Normal, well-adjusted people don’t rush to…

Concurrently, though not enthusiastically. 

Am I the only Souls player who usually doesn’t get the DLC expansions? I loved Dark Souls III, for example, but I just had no urge to get the season pass. I also loved Elden Ring, but I just don’t see myself getting these. I think it has a lot to do with how much time passes between the release of the game, where I am…

In fairness, it was really cold in your mother’s bedroom.