I would 100% watch a sequel to Prince of Darkness set in the future seen in the video flash forwards in the original.

He seems to know enough to get out of the way most of the time now. The interview with Sarah Jones was pretty ok.

I cannot imagine spending money to buy an episode of that show. That seems like the sort of thing that prompts the court to appoint a conservator for your affairs.

You want to try cleaning up with a papyrus Kleenex?

I don't like this! I'm angry and drunk, and that British policeman said I was born to be murdered.

I thought he was dead!

I think that's how the ancient Egyptians believed the earth was created.

New eclipse glasses? I assumed everyone had kept the ones they bought for the transit of Venus a few years ago.

I'm from Massachusetts, and the community there wasn't like that in the film either. I think it might be a Chicago thing.

Even more than with most main-line religions, and pretty much on par with Scientology, Mormonism seems to require a lot of not thinking about things too hard.

Thanks for saying that, but I still feel bad about this one.

Also no.

While I do not believe in ethnic stereotyping or collective guilt, as a person of Greek heritage, I feel I should apologize for Nia Vardalos, and would like to remind you that Tina Fey is half Greek.

I'd have a lot more respect for the writers if they made it kombucha.

I think you mean you would park your car in her yard. Have you thought of seeing a speech therapist?

I have to assume producers are responding to search trends in deciding what set-ups to pursue. Blame all those creeps who want to perform their matrimonial duties with their siblings and who wrestle themselves into conformity through pornography.

Connie Britton can't melt steel beams!

$MILF

SHART, and you SHART alone.

Hope.