I'm going to go yell at a cloud.

Hix stick Nix pix.

I've been in a monogamous relationship for 20 years, so maybe I'm just out of touch, but has sending a photo of one's penis to one's co-workers ever resulted in anything other than a lawsuit?

Who does he think he is, Duncan Idaho?

That female body inspector's badge looks fake…

The "I like the artist but hate the fans" thread is on the Rick and Morty Newswire.

“I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my ass.”

Garmonbozia!

Hey asshole. Go down to your local community college, find the student with the shittiest car, and pay for his or her tuition and books with that $15k. Asshole.

"We keep your ass alive."

No, we're more likely to reference Air Bud.

Shut your mouth! Those stock photos paid for two great museums full of art.

It really is 1997 Week!

Is that why he keeps his nephews around? To do the Baconator?

But all currency is fiat currency: it has a value because we all agree it does. Thus, if we could all accept plastic coins as "real" coins, then Dik's solution works.

Oh, I didn't know that, and that's really cool. Good on her.

Ah-OOOOOOO

Yes.

I still order beef chow mein when I go to Chinese restaurants because of that song.

I guess I knew this all along, but the thing is, I don't care. My taste preferences for jarred pasta sauce and salsa line up pretty well with those of TJ's buyers, so I don't have to figure out which pre-made marinara I want to get at Ralphs, I can just get it at TJ's. I hate to use the word "curated", but there it is.