$1.2 mil for a lot that size in Los Feliz is actually a pretty good deal. The house is a total teardown, of course.

That's the kind of nerdery that could drive Jimmy Carter to give you a swirlie.

Don't forget the gun. And the pound of Hormel Black Label Bacon.

Writing a paper on made up words that are only understandable by other people who study made up shit sounds like the perfect training for an MBA program.

What does he look like, an old gym sock?

That was a surprisingly straightforward answer. Thank you.

Any of you nerds want to explain why the last letter in the name of the Klingon home world is capitalized?

I'm not thrilled with the impact Fuck The Cat has had on modern screenwriting.

This Isn't The Emoji Movie: A XXX Parody

Caviar stops a beating heart!

There's a new one every Friday in Lent.

They're Catholic.

Now that you mention it…

…yes.

I stand corrected.

Use spoiler tags next time, OK?

I have seen it. I thought Steven Webber did a great job.

Thank you for your service.

Is there anything you can recommend if I want less information?

I bet you're glad you had that pun handie.