Just read the fucking ingredients list, dipshit. It's 2017, who doesn't get that?

"It tastes like dead cow, because it's got real dead cow in it!"

I'm going to cut out the middle man and just feel let down by this season now.

They don't let you have bees in here.

Not at all. In fact, I should thank you: I'm still getting half-price refills at the Circle K with the cup!

Adult Onset Richard Adultman Syndrome?

How do you stay on top of the news like that?

That time machine isn't going to research itself, blokes.

Who benefits from this research? Of what value is it? If you'll allow me to put on my tinfoil hat for a moment, I wonder if this is being done with the aim of developing an AI that seems to have a sense of humor, thus making it seem less threatening and more trustworthy.

I know! Daly throws in that Arby's line at the end of part one. I nearly fell off the treadmill when I heard that the first time.

As long as it shows him being made the Chancellor of Arby's.

So why haven't they just hired Frank Miller for this? He's clearly capable of breathing life into a long dormant action franchise, and is pretty universally respected among genre fans.

Blast Hardcheese?

Are you trying to get us all sued?

That's actually a great attitude to take. I can think of a number of musicians who should have quit before they got tired of it (Elvis Costello, for example).

Nor the porn actress who ran for governor of California.

You'd be surprised by what happens in Hall H.

They, um, got everything else, though?

They're making After Hours Funko Pops now?

What if he's not an Alf fan?