That was a hell of a line-up for Carson to have on the eve of the First Gulf War.

As the child and grandchild of women who lived through the German occupation of Greece and the civil war that followed, I know exactly what Ignatiy Vishnevetsky means by "stories that are only told once, places where the old people wouldn’t go for reasons they never wanted to give, tightly wound behaviors and…

I clearly had no idea

I thought it by sleeping with Donald Fagan.

Blerg

I quit the Cub Scouts because it was boring. Possibly the best decision 8 year old me ever made.

He literally has nothing to lose at this point. Any chance he might grow a conscience?

Of course he did. And the organizers should have known he would.

Little did they know it was the vengeful specter of Joseph Campbell!
ATU 363

He works for Kaiser.

How do you stay on top of the news like that?

I thought that was pretty clever.

Goddammit, five minutes too late to make my "From the visionary producers of The Abominable Dr. Phibes and The Talented Mr. Ripley comes the holy grail of televisual excellence, The Inhuman Dr. Mayor , this fall on ABC (and next spring, on Freeform)" joke.

Could have been the Middle East, South and Southeast Asia, or southern Europe, too.

Wow. Well done.

So is this in a part of Nevada where prostitution is legal? For every person who claims to be afraid of clowns, there have got to be two or three who won't admit to being turned on by them. Let's take their money while making their dreams come true.

Fair enough.

Real question: who would attend a Yakov Smirnov show in 2017?

Oh, just remake Thunderball again.

Greek resistance devolving into the Civil War.