Yeah, I didn’t say it was a smart move by Max, either. But per the regulations it was still his corner.

Exactly. Taking the inside line into a corner doesn’t automatically entitle you TO the corner. In the most extreme example, one can take it completely away from the apex and technically arrive in the corner first, but carry so much speed, they slide off the track entirely. Doesn’t make it their corner. That, to a much…

/r/formuladank is absolutely killing it right now

I fully recognize I may not be the objective one here as I might have felt quite differently if the shoe was on the other foot, but - there’s something deeply fucked up about pushing your opponent off the racetrack (Hamilton was NEVER alongside Max into Copse) and then being allowed to win the race anyways.

Similarly, I have petitioned Nissan to commission a custom Versa to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of me getting divorced from my psychotic ex wife.

This is shocking!

Yamaha. Besides motorcycles, they made engines for the Taurus SHO and every obnoxious totally rad synthesizer keyboard in the 1980s. And your TV.

This needs more stars.

This situation is methed up. 

None. They can kiss my ass.

That was dam close. 

I’m of the mind that Meyers plays better to no audience for some reason. He played it much looser and didn’t mind the random flubs. I feel Colbert was still just himself, but without the audience.

I miss the Sea Captain.

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

I’m looking forward to Amber Ruffin’s first audience live.

I don’t think any new car should be capable of more than 85 MPH on a public street, but I got burned at the stake for that take last time I made it public, so what do I know?

Is it the Nazi thing?

Best I can do is slideshow.

I’m okay with occasional articles like this so long as: