Shocked I tell you.

 Counterpoint:that's exactly why they SHOULD be white, because the best racecar is a dirty racecar. 

If he had immediately bitch slapped Trump when he disrespected his wife, Cruz might have won the GOP nomination. 

I’m not the one who looks like a hateful stupid fuckwit.

Don’t do it unless you really want to see your comment in a slide show tomorrow.

Little Tikes is in my hometown and my mom worked there for about 5 years when I was a kid (and I attended their on-site daycare). I was a toy tester even (kids of employees tended to get picked). Cozy Coupe pre-dated me, but a few other ride on toys came out while I was there and we actually got to take them home to…

(giggle) I was wondering what I could get Jason for his birthday to put in this!

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I would definitely want a $25,000 EV.

Au contraire, mon frère, the two-tone paint is the only good thing about it.

“iM a CeNtRiSt cAuSe I dOnT wAtCh NeWs!!!1!”

Yes, you’re the loon if you think Biden is anything close to “far left.”

The brilliant Amber Ruffin covers all the bases in this segment. You should really play this for these phonies and see what their response is:

You just know that any correspondence bearing the salutation “Dear Fascist White Supremacists” is going to be a little prickly, but, wow. You have to admire that kind of commitment. (Although everybody knows that writing “f***” rather than “fuck” is an absolute defence to charges of obscenity. Give the man his job…

DO. IT.

David’s is the best bad suggestion ever featured here.

Notice how I didn’t say “Apple only brings tech to market...” and used the word “usually.” There usually exceptions for any broad statement like that.

There are two things I think are notable to point out about Apple: 1) Apple usually doesn’t bring tech to market until it feels very good about the functionality and user experience of the tech. This often results in Apple not being the first to market, but usually results in market dominance when they do reach…

It’s a motivational tactic.